OJ meets Jedward

 

Descriptor: First we see a snowy screen and hissing TV and then Jeward come in to focus walking down a corridor and taking video and talking to each other whilst a camera crew follow them.

Jedward (together): Who's that boy?

Jedward: It' John.

Jedward: Who are you?

Jedward : I'm a twin

Jedward (together): Ed what's happening?

Jedward: Nothing, we're about to go to the lottery.

Jedward: I'm so excited are you excited?

Jedward (together): Yeah let's go.

Descriptor: Back to a snowy screen and hissing TV. White on Black screen title stating OJ MEETS JEDWARD. Cuts back in to a snowy, hissing screen. Next we see Jedward sitting down in a room with OJ having a chat with cutaways showing different angles of the three men.

OJ: Hello and welcome to NLTV and OJ Meets. I'll be OJ and with me is the phenomenon that is Jedward. Two guys who for the first time since Billy Rae Cyrus are almost as famous as the hair which means the first question is do you know who Billy Rae Cyrus is?

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Jedward (together): Yeah he's.

Jedward: He's Miley Cyrus's dad. He's got like long hair and he goes (pretends to play the guitar).

Jedward (together): And he used to, used to, used, used to like, used to have um, the, a, same.

Jedward: The big Mullet.

OJ: He is indeed Miley Cyrus's dad.

Jedward: Our future, he's our future father in law.

OJ: Are you going to marry Miley Cyrus?

Jedward: Yeah.

OJ: OK you heard it here first. Right first question as this is a lottery show I need to ask you about the lottery.

Jedward (together): Yeah.

OJ: If you were going to put numbers on, what would be your lucky numbers?

Jedward: 16 cos that's our birthday.

OJ: 16 what?

Jedward: Um, 5 cos I've got 5 dogs.

OJ: You've got 5 dogs?

Jedward: Yeah we have our other dogs that like our Granny took off us because like basically we weren't allowed to have them.

Jedward (together): I'll pick 1 cos we got a Budgie.

Jedward: Oh OK.

Descriptor: Now we see a snowy, hissing screen and then a cutaway to Jedward waiting in the wings of the studio.

Jedward: ‘Sup guys? OK we're here live behind the studio OK. We are backstage. It's a set.

Descriptor: Jedward knocks on the set whilst you hear talking in the background. He is showing us what it looks like back stage.

Jedward: And there's wires and there's, it's insulated. And we've got other things going on. And everything's OK. Let's do it, be amazed OK think about all the millions of people watching this. There's only 3 of us: OJ, John and Edward.

Descriptor: We see a snowy, hissing screen again which cuts to a room where Jedward and OJ sit on comfortable sofas whilst OJ interview Jedward with various cutaway shots.

OJ: Say, now you've bought yourself a ticket and you won the money.

Jedward: Yeah.

OJ: What would you spend the money on?

Jedward (together): What would we spend it on?

Jedward: First of all we'd have to like make a, clones of ourselves so we could take over the world.

OJ: Well say, say you won loads and loads of money.

Jedward (together): Wow.

OJ: Which, which pop star would you book to support you on tour?

Jedward (together): Well as a support act we'd have Britney Spears.

Jedward: Yeah.

OJ: How much do you reckon Britney Spears would be to book?

Jedward: Um, probably 200 million.

Jedward (together): I don't know, no she wouldn't.

Descriptor: We see a snowy and hissing screen again which cuts to Jedward sitting next to a plant and messing around with the plant.

Jedward: Oh my God lettuce. It's a plant.

Descriptor: Now again a snowy, hissing screen appears which cuts to Jedward backstage having makeup applied.

Jedward (together): As you know, John needs makeup because he's got loads of spots.

Descriptor: We now see pictures on the wall depicting previous guest presenters on The National Lottery Show.

Jedward: Ross from friends; McFly, Zac Efron, Brad Pitt.

Descriptor: We hear a ripping sound and a pinging noise and a close-up of Duncan James with a Title ‘DUNCAN JAMES' and white arrow pointing to his head. The screen turns snowy with a hissing sound again and then cuts to Jedward being interview by OJ.

OJ: What was it like being in the studio recording a whole album?

Jedward: I know it's so weird because like basically me and John were recording an album and that's different like recording like a single. When you're recording an album it's like much more demanding.

Jedward (together): Yeah.

OJ: I mean was it difficult to control you cos I'm guessing you two guys are hyper all the time.

Jedward (together): The first day.

OJ: To make an album is going to take a while, you've got to be in the studio concentrating for how long?, How long were you in there?

Jedward (together): We actually go, we're actually really, really focused.

Jedward: Yeah we were really fast.

Jedward (together): Yeah we can record a song, record one of our songs, our songs in like less than 5 minutes or 6 minutes.

Jedward: Professional, one tape one dude.

Jedward (together): I sing it once together, we actually sing, err, I sing it once, he sings it once then we sing it together.

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Jedward (together): Join us Jedward for The National Lottery Saturday Night.

Jedward: No start again.

Descriptor: We again see a snowy, hissing screen which cuts to a part of the studio set which has flashing coloured lights bouncing off it. And Jedward are playing around with the scenery.

Jedward: Can you come through that hole. Do your, put your head through the hole.

Jedward (together): I what?

Jedward: Put your face through the hole go ahh.

Jedward (together): Ahh.

Descriptor: Again a snowy white, hissing screen which cuts to Jedward walking away form the camera, down a corridor with one of the boys hitting his hands against the wall. This cuts to another snowy, hissing screen and then back to Jedward and OJ in the interview room.

OJ: So what is it like playing live?

Jedward: Actually me and John have started crowd surfing. We're ultimate rockers.

Jedward (together): That, that's, we crowd surfed ..........

Jedward: But like we yeah we did it wrong we like jumped in this way round and lost so much glasses and so much everything from it.

OJ: What because they'd fallen off your head and don't get given back?

Jedward: Yeah.

Jedward (together): I got, buttons get ripped and everything.

OJ: Well I heard this. Is that why, you've got buttons on your jackets tonight.

Jedward: Yeah.

Jedward (together): Yeah.

OJ: That are.

Jedward (together): Lucky jackets.

Jedward: We got these, we got these like this week.

Jedward (together): Yeah.

Jedward: Like basically like you, you, they just rip them you're like what are you doing stop ripping my jacket.

Descriptor: We see a snowy, hissing screen again and the Jedward looking in on the editing suite and saying hello to the director and technicians.

Woman: Just wanted to say hello.

Woman: Hello.

Jedward: Hi guys.

Woman: Hello.

Group: Hiya.

Descriptor: Again another white, hissing screen which cuts to Jedward waiting in the Green Room and Jedward toasting the camera with a plastic cup of water. This cuts to Jedward and OJ in the interview room.

OJ: I found a Twitter feed which is all about the quotes that you've said.

Jedward: Yeah. Oh really, where?

OJ: It's Jedward quotes. I don't know, I was looking you up earlier today.

OJ: So these, so these are some of the quotes. I want to know if these are true and you've said this and why you said them?

Jedward: Yeah.

Jedward (together): OK.

OJ: So here's one. "I remember we threw stones at each other and our dogs would like try to eat them".

Jedward (together): Yeah, no, our little dog.

Jedward: Our little dog her name was Trixey and she used to just like eat everything. We used to call her Noo, Noo. Remember Noo, noo on the telly Tubbies?

OJ: I do yeah.

Jedward: Cos she like slept with everything.

OJ: Er, this one as well "Are dragons still alive?"

Jedward: Are dragons still alive?

OJ: Well this is what you said, this is one of your.

Jedward: Yeah actually did cos I, base, these are recent tweets, we need to do.

Jedward (together): Cos there could be some sort of form of dragon that, that you know.

Jedward: Yeah you always thing like.

Jedward (together): A mystical dragon you know, like yeah.

OJ: You think dragons are still alive?

Jedward: Like Penguins and .......are still alive like you.

OJ: Well I, I saw one about Penguins where you said Penguins are just evil guys in suits. These are your tweets, I love it. Um, and this the last one, John, "When I get a pay cheque, straight in to the insurance of the hair". Have you insured your hair?

Jedward: Er, no.

OJ: If you were going to how much would you insure your hair for?

Jedward (together): I'm serious OK if we insured our hair OK.

Jedward: Mariah Carey OK come on she like did her legs OK. Our, our hair is clearly better.

OJ: Your hair is better than Mariah Carey's legs?

Jedward: Like when she, she like had a huge like, but our legs are probably better as well.

Jedward (together): Yeah.

OJ: That is amazing. Right then I would just like to say right now that's a wrap.

Jedward: No I'm saying it's a wrap.

Jedward (together): No I'm saying it's a wrap.

OJ: That's a wrap.

Descriptor: We now see a snowy, hissing screen again which cuts to Jedward standing in a corridor and talking to camera.

Jedward (together): NLTV we've had an amazing time OK it's been so cool. I think about it OK we got to like present the, the LOTTO.

Jedward: Yeah like it was crazy OK.

Jedward (together): Not presented but co host with OJ Bourg.

Jedward: It was like amazing. I'm really excited.

Jedward (together): Alright guys we got to go now cos we go, we got to go and sleep we're up really, really early in the morning OK. But we've had an amazing time and you guys rock.

Jedward: Yeah.

Jedward (together): Let's go.

Jedward: Bye everyone.

Jedward (together): Bye.